So im sitting down having a right chat with god over the phone, polishing my shotgun, when my shotgun acts of its own accord, drags my hand to the receiver of the phone and shoots a bunch of lotion into the phone. i hear a thud and a yell on the other end of the phone then the line goes dead. i run over to God's house only to find his body spread-eagled on the floor, covered in lotionm and DEAD. I JUST KILLED GOD. WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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